Hey all you couch potatoes. I've got some chips for you. No not the old tv show....Oh yeah, Estrada!!!!!!!!!!!He's cool. No i'm talking a differnt kind of chip. Just watch, you'll see.

 

Oh my god! I have a crack in the ceiling. What do I do?? Who do I call? What TV show is on tonight?

Well, I can answer TWO of those THREE questions for you. .... READY?

#1. Let your Uncle Chopperoo show you WHAT to do!
#2. You call no one! You just little that pretty little tushy down in your comfy computer chair and feast your eyeballs on how its done.
#3. Dude. Seriously. Like I have a TV.

 

Maybe you don't know. Times are tough. Nobody has any money. ... well maybe expect for that Bernie Madoff guy. oh oh oh!! Get this... Bernie MADE OFF with all the money!!!! HAHAHAHAHAA!!! Get it?? Made off? Like he made... oh forget it. I know you get it. Its a funny one. You can use it if you want. ... just credit me. ANYWAYS.... nobody has money... except for that... wait. I just told you that joke. :-) I want to HELP you with your money situation. Like with "THE SECRET OF THE CABINET DOORS!" ... sounds like an Indiana Jones movie! That actually sounds like a good movie!!! Well... join me as I delve into the dark shady underground realms of our TOUGH TIMES!!!!

Yes! Yes! Yes! Say it with me! Yes! Yes! YES!!!! The time has come for you to finish that half way done Mitered Sticking job thats just been sitting there in your garage for the last 3 weeks. I know, I know, you say "Big Chopperoo" I have been waiting to finish my Mitered Sticking project for THREE WEEKS!!!! Where have you been??" ... well... my little chopperoo, let me tell you. For the last 3 weeks, while you have been halfway through completing your Mitered Sticking project thats just been sitting there staring you in the face wondering when it will ever get finished, the Big Chopperoo has been watching TV. TV is really cool!!! You gotta see it! I highly recommend it.